takeiteasymountainface:

#this was the greatest moment in the theater because everyone screamed

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oncearanger:

So this happened….

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anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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thefrogman:

A long time ago, a corgi was checking out the wonders of Sweden. He assembled some furniture, ate some red candy fish, and then had crazy sex with a wolf. 

Misty the Swedish Vallhund [website]

(Source: anathemarmotqueen, via destinedforjohnlock)

cumberdame:

finalproblem:

lafemmedanslafrisbeedelamort asked:

“Resisting… urge… to draw… Sherlock’s… pig-puppet…” DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT.

I’m afraid I must officially classify you all as bad influences.

remember when this happened woweewow

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cutiebatch:

thegestianpoet:

thatartyholmesian:

thegestianpoet:

hughjackedman:

THeir chiNs ARE TALKING 

CaN YOU HEAr theM

CHiN WhISPERER 

I’M sIttITNG HERE CYRING BECAUSE OH MHYgIOD

(Source: jamesbadgedale, via thatswhatpeoplefondue)

amipetewentzyet:

day 312

i am still not pete wentz

(via pavelchekov-ismyhomeboy)

ibeggedformercytwice:

7xcookiex7:

wouldve-married-you-in-vegas:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

I’ve been waiting for this

IT GOT BETTER.

Why haven’t I seen this before?!

(via welcome-to-my-batcave)

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221bitssmallerontheoutside:

#fuck this tree in particular.

(via jfcrorynotagain)

It’s like Arthur got a hold of a muggle camera and they just indulged him

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xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

• dont touch them
• dont fucking touch them
• actually dont touch them
• dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
• THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
  

(via gradientfire)

theappleppielifestyle:

#me and tumblr

(Source: joelmchle, via mydearholmes)

wellphancythat:

livelikewwolves:

Agnes portraying night blogging

are we going to ignore how adorable the last gif is

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