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Name: Danielle (I prefer Dany)
Occupation: Student, professional pessimist and hopeless romantic. Single as fuck.
Age: 20 (My birthday is September 12. Better send me happy birthday wishes, bitches)
Location: New York, the United States, Earth.
Fandoms: Supernatural, Sherlock, The Lord Of the Rings, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Numb3rs, Star Wars. Proud member of The Cumber Collective, The Fassinators, and The Hiddlestoners. I post whatever I want, whenever I want (unless I hit the post limit, in which case, I post a little less). Feel free to drop me an ask if you want to chat!

"You do not need pasta."
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

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“The truth.” Dumbledore sighed. “It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.”

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kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

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holligenet:

daftwithoneshoe:

askmeifimadalek:

Can we take a moment

The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …

… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"

I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”

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For the first time in forever there’ll be magic, there’ll be fun! For the first time in forever I could be noticed by someone and I know it is totally crazy to dream I’d find romance but for the first time in forever at least I’ve got a chance!

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4.19 | Jump The Shark

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drewbeh:

i spent too much time on this

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foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

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cosmiccastiel:

euphemology:

circusofthedead:

#Sam’s like DEAN I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU PROJECTING YOUR BIG GAY PANIC ONTO ME

*This is not the Winchester I want to flirt with*

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