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What you need to know:
Name: Danielle (I prefer Dany)
Occupation: Student, professional pessimist and hopeless romantic
Age: 19
Location: New York, the United States, Earth.
Sexuality: Yeah, I'm still working on that one. I'll get back to you.
Smut writing blog: nothingbutthefricklefrackle.tumblr.com
Fandoms: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Numb3rs, Supernatural, The Lord Of the Rings, Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter. Proud member of the Freebitches, The Cumber Collective, The Fassinators, and The Hiddlestoners. I post whatever I want, whenever I want (unless I hit the post limit, in which case, I post a little less). Feel free to drop me an ask if you want to chat!

sarahfromohio:

lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

#i just fact checked this statement#seems it checks out#especially with dyslexic children

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2 hours ago
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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

Lookin’ at a hot french guy like homme sweet homme 

2 hours ago
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superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

No ifs ands or butter tho

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6 hours ago
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batmansymbol:

two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted

he looks at them and bursts into tears

"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"

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6 hours ago
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knitmeapony:

alykat86:

authorkurikuri:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

who is on your team, captain?

#completely convinced marvel just finds the actual characters to play their parts

Marvel’s casting department cannot be beat. Literally all of the actors are their characters.

Sarah Halley Finn, casting director for Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, The Avengers, Iron Man 3, Thor: Dark World, Captain America: Winter Soldier, Agents of SHIELD, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Ant-Man, and every single Marvel one-shot. All hail the queen. 

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!

ALL HAIL

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6 hours ago
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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

Blouse Collars, 1940s-50s - By Charlotte Dymock.

there was a lot of bullshit in the forties and fifties but the style was not part of it

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2 hours ago
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feircedeity64:

sirtwiggamus:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

totally-swazyed-that-mother:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

have you ever looked at a stain on a high ceiling and thought, “how the bloody fuck did that get there?” 

Have you ever been in your nursery and looked at your mother burning on the ceiling and thought, “how the bloody fuck did she get there?”

Go to your room

They can’t, it’s on fire.

2 hours ago
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fricklefrackphan:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

where the fuck do you go to school where felines are allowed to roam free in the classrooms

fricklefrackphan:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

where the fuck do you go to school where felines are allowed to roam free in the classrooms

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6 hours ago
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goldshirt-sansa:

amnesiacbutterfly:

i love hogwarts AUs but u know what i love even more hogwarts AU cliches

  • sneaking into the dorms of other houses
  • accidently switching ties after making out in a broom closet
  • someone gets slipped a love potion with hilarious and harmless results
  • V E R I T A S E R U M
  • characters fighting off boggarts together
  • characters finding out their patronus forms together
  • goddamn i love hogwarts au cliches

also

  • AMORTENTIA 

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6 hours ago
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vulcantis:

au where i’m in a relationship 

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6 hours ago
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naamahdarling:

gropingyourmuse:

fandoms-fiction-and-fairytails:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

Shoes

Dealing with patriarchal bullshit

mic drop

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6 hours ago
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hannahevolving:

Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.

hannahevolving:

Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.

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6 hours ago
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